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Jan 19, 2012
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i'm heading off back to america. ravi: ...this friend of mine who's actually related to-- oh, that looks spectacular. doesn't it just? fingermarks. ben's been at it. well, you can have that bit. oh, no, i've seen where he's put his fingers. angela, could i have a word with you in the kitchen, please? oh, i'm just freshening up everyone's drinks. why don't i come and help? i'm just been sitting here like lord... i'd prefer angela. does it matter? yes, it matters. well, like i said, i'm kind of in the middle of something here. well, why don't i... no, no, no, sit down, because, look, angela's finished "refreshing" the drinks now, and she's going to come into the kitchen and help me with... with the sauce. sauce? i'd rather just... angela, you have a choice. you can either come into the kitchen and "help me with the sauce," or you can "help me with the sauce" out here in front of everyone. ( clock ticking ) looks like you're the...sauce lady. sue? is-- everything is under control. ahem. sue: every bloody time you let ev
i'm heading off back to america. ravi: ...this friend of mine who's actually related to-- oh, that looks spectacular. doesn't it just? fingermarks. ben's been at it. well, you can have that bit. oh, no, i've seen where he's put his fingers. angela, could i have a word with you in the kitchen, please? oh, i'm just freshening up everyone's drinks. why don't i come and help? i'm just been sitting here like lord... i'd prefer angela. does it matter? yes, it matters. well, like i said, i'm kind of...
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Jan 19, 2012
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she hasn't replied to the invitation, and america's a long way away, so... you never really know with auntie angela, so. god, i hope mum and her don't have another fight. well, it wasn't really a fight, exactly, was it? no shovels involved. no, but there was shouting and screaming and swearing, a lot of swearing. all sisters have these little disagreements, and i'm sure that if she does come, they'll both be very civilized about it. anyway, she probably won't come. bollocks! the present. sue: god! you okay? no! that was dad. he's forgotten all about the wedding, and he's still in his pajamas. i've got a thumping headache, and karen's faffing about with her dress. karen, where are you off to? i need to wee. okay, do you need help with your dress and stuff? i'm six. okay, but don't slide the bolt across, 'cause it's stiff. what? i said... can you make sure that you don't slide the-- ( click, thump ) ...bolt across. okay. uh, karen, darling, listen, could you, uh, can you do me a favor? can you just put the bolt back across again, you know, just so i know you c
she hasn't replied to the invitation, and america's a long way away, so... you never really know with auntie angela, so. god, i hope mum and her don't have another fight. well, it wasn't really a fight, exactly, was it? no shovels involved. no, but there was shouting and screaming and swearing, a lot of swearing. all sisters have these little disagreements, and i'm sure that if she does come, they'll both be very civilized about it. anyway, she probably won't come. bollocks! the present. sue:...
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Jan 5, 2012
01/12
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when angela rings and says she's heading back to america. that's right, stereotype me. well, you didn't hang around when mum died. i needed space to cry. i feel things. and i don't? funny thing, isn't it, how people grieve in different ways. god, we're lucky with this weather. ben: she is so fat! shush! but she is! but you can't say it, ben. she must know that she's fat, because she looks in the bathroom mirror and then she sees a fat lady... if she can get in the bathroom door. pete! but you-- you mustn't say it, because if she hears it, it might make her really sad. it's like if someone has funny hair, or... or one leg... you can't say, "here come paul and heather." although they're unlikely to be seen together. sorry. no. look, your mum's right. you always have to think of people's feelings. ( quietly ) can i say she's so fat very quietly? 'suppose so. ( loudly ) can i say she's very fat...? shh, shh, shh! no! and what about...?! no! no! it's racism! no! racism is what dad does. ben, your dad is absolutely not racist. i've taught hundreds of muslim kids. i mean, suli
when angela rings and says she's heading back to america. that's right, stereotype me. well, you didn't hang around when mum died. i needed space to cry. i feel things. and i don't? funny thing, isn't it, how people grieve in different ways. god, we're lucky with this weather. ben: she is so fat! shush! but she is! but you can't say it, ben. she must know that she's fat, because she looks in the bathroom mirror and then she sees a fat lady... if she can get in the bathroom door. pete! but you--...
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Jan 15, 2012
01/12
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in america, he could get five years for that. he's just mucking about. airport security is not an environment for mucking about, okay? if he does it again, he could end up having to face the music. next, please. there. see, sue? mu-sic. "ic." okay, boys, now give the gentleman your passport, but no wisecracks, because i don't wanna wake up in guantanamo bay. give the man your passport. come on, come on. thank you. off you go. afternoon. is there a problem? dad's a terrorist! shh! ( chuckles ) that's, uh, that's my son. he's had a double espresso. are they going to put daddy in jail? no, they're not! granddad: what's keeping pete so long? sue: formalities, dad. just formalities. no, thank you, and, uh, you have a nice day yourself. pete... it's nice to see the spirit of general franco lives on. pete! well, talk about bad manners. don't get involved! they outrank you, and they've got the guns! a smile costs nothing, you know. sue: walk away! ( beeping ) everybody's looking at us, mommy. yes, i know, darling. whose bag is this, please? oh, god, that's ben's
in america, he could get five years for that. he's just mucking about. airport security is not an environment for mucking about, okay? if he does it again, he could end up having to face the music. next, please. there. see, sue? mu-sic. "ic." okay, boys, now give the gentleman your passport, but no wisecracks, because i don't wanna wake up in guantanamo bay. give the man your passport. come on, come on. thank you. off you go. afternoon. is there a problem? dad's a terrorist! shh! (...
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Jan 5, 2012
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she lives in america. comes round every now and then. then mum turns all creepy and weird. i do not get creepy and weird. every time she comes round she has a different color hair and a different boyfriend. this one's called trent. i'm really looking forward to meeting him. sarcasm! what? sarcasm. saying the opposite of what you mean. sorry i'm late. what happened? oh, a meeting. what about? boring curriculum stuff. oh, right. there you go. thanks. no. family dinner, remember? oh, yeah. of course. how was school? the girl in 5j has posted some bits of dead badgers to the prime minister. what, to protest against the badger cull? probably 'cause she was bored. still, i'm sure our new head will now introduce a not-posting- bits-of-dead-badgers- to-prime-ministers target. my dad put a dead rat in my bed and he said i've wet it, but i hadn't. this is deion. hi, deion. he didn't put a dead rat into your bed. he does things when he's drunk. he throws bricks at me and he fights policemen. nice tea, ben's mum. that's-- that's okay. we've finished, mum. can we get down? all right. no
she lives in america. comes round every now and then. then mum turns all creepy and weird. i do not get creepy and weird. every time she comes round she has a different color hair and a different boyfriend. this one's called trent. i'm really looking forward to meeting him. sarcasm! what? sarcasm. saying the opposite of what you mean. sorry i'm late. what happened? oh, a meeting. what about? boring curriculum stuff. oh, right. there you go. thanks. no. family dinner, remember? oh, yeah. of...
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Jan 26, 2012
01/12
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in america, he could get five years for that. passengers with small children can board. but we don't have any small children! everybody's looking at us, mummy. yes, i know, darling.
in america, he could get five years for that. passengers with small children can board. but we don't have any small children! everybody's looking at us, mummy. yes, i know, darling.